Sunday, March 27, 2011

Pick up lines

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

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