no day like today

the present time is very interesting, people are becoming more and more concerned with themselves and it is causing the world a great deal of harm

lets look at the light house speech that was said at mass and how inspiring it was to make us get off our fat or small bums and become a community once again

and that is all i am bothered to say

Pick up lines

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

i have found out sort of how to use a blog

Well today is a glorious day!

you may be wondering why because i have been shown how to use my blog which i have had since 2009 but never used cause no one explained how to use this weird thing

so i am sort of up to date now

YAY